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Sunday, March 16, 2014

DEAR IFUNANYA 1 (When a Daughter Does Not Know Her Mother is Her Follower on Twitter)

Abraham - March 16, 2014

My Dearest Ifunanya,

Kedu?  I hope you are doing great?

How did the gig at K&Q Lounge go? Were you able to get the pink leggings you planned to wear to the gig? Was Afam able to drive you girls to the place that night? I am just curious to know.

I love the pictures I saw on Thursday ‘Miss Sexy is back’. How far is your new apartment to the campus? I hear it is a lovely apartment; your privacy is now assured.

Are you still going to S.A. as planned? Or is that “Stupid man” still delaying on his promise ‘wow’ you in S.A.?

I didn’t understand the Ujunwa story; you mean you have a new business? So how many girls have you been able to ‘supply’ men so far? Are these clients of yours resident within and around the campus or do you take the girls to whatever cities these clients are?

What happened; your ‘only on campus ride’ hasn’t arrived yet? Why is the Honourable Commissioner ‘dulling’ you like that?

There’s this other Prof. Ukachukwu story that I didn’t quite understand. How do you mean, “Prof. is my boy?”

One more thing Nkem, are you now a Brand Ambassador of any of the major alcoholic beverages? I’m just wondering how you are able to visit all the A list night clubs in the country?

Please do attempt all questions in your reply.

Your Curious Mom,

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