Okay i am not encouraging anyone to cheat, If you caught know the consequences won’t be as simple as you think.well, Just for the fun of it, please Use the following steps:
1. Have the phone number of your illegal partner in your head and not stored in any coded name on your phone.,
2. Give her your favourite sisters name as her nickname, so when she calls and you are with madam, you can easily take the call and talk confidently.
3. Don’t password your phone, but always remove the battery of your phone and put it in your pyjamas trouser while sleeping
4. Have no Facebook or Twitter account. You can be tracked and caught easily.
5. Love your partner deeply, that way she would not be suspicious and would never doubt.
6. Don’t have any predictable lifestyle cos when you start cheating, it will change and give you out.
7. Delete your illegal partner from bb every night and put her back on your way to work.
8. Buy the same type of perfume for you and your illegal partner, so that your wife would not know when you have been with her.
9 cheat on your illegal partner that way you are not attached to her.
10. Never trust a third party with your illegal affair, they always talk.
But then again, the stress in keeping all these rules, is enough for you to reconsider and be faithful., that way you live longer, stress free, get richer and God will bless you.,
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