Stop Wishing; Go After Him
I have been in circles where ladies discuss their crush. Or sometimes discuss one lovely guy that has been profiled in a magazine. They simply read about the guy, wish the guy was theirs, drop the magazine and walk away. And the wish ends there! All that can be changed. What you need to do? Go after your crush the same way the guy would have come after you. You have the advantage; after all you have listened to all sorts of sermons from guys in the past.
Yes I know; I just suggested a lousy idea…but it works.
Don’t Wait Until You Breakdown. Take a Break from Work
You know some of us wait until they breakdown and are only forced away from work by ill-health. You don’t have to be absent from work only during your annual leave. If you wake up in the morning and feeling very tired and not too enthusiastic to go to work; pick your phone and dial your boss’s number. “Hello boss, I honestly don’t think I can make it to work today. I am super tired.”
Try it… It works
Jump on the Bus and Go Nowhere
If you are in Lagos; on Saturdays, leave you car at home and jump into BRT. This is one way to relax your frayed nerves. Remember you are going nowhere; so you do not need to be in a hurry.
Relax, take a look at how Lagosians behave, move and talk. Laugh at things that amuse you. No! No! Don’t frown at anything; that will defeat the essence of the trip. Just laugh at everything. Go with the bus to the last bus stop before returning to your base. And If the journey was too short; jump into another bus plying a different route. Remember the yellow buses or short buses are a no no.
Watch Nollywood. The Original Nollywood
Suggesting you watch Nollywood is by no means a lousy idea. But since Nollywood is not your ‘thing’; the suggestion might sound lousy to you. Nollywood is a stress buster; the sooner you believed that the better for you. All you need to do is take some days especially weekends or in the evenings. Look for those Upper Iweka or Alaba sponsored movies. Ignore their flaws or those very conspicuous incoherent lines. Just have as much laughs as your ribs can muster.
Flush Troubles and Trouble Makers Down the Drain
Always getting worked up by the attitudes of your colleagues, boss or fellow students doesn’t help matters. Here is how to go about those annoying people. First, be sure they are really annoying.
Pick a piece of paper; draw a table with three columns. Column one; the header should read serial number. Column two; the header should read names and the last column; the header should read offences. Instead of getting angry with them; bring out the piece of paper, write their names and their offences against their names.
Once their offences get ‘here’; stand up, take the piece of paper and go to the toilet. Once in the toilet, put the paper in the toilet and flush it down the drain. Scream “rubbish” while you are at it. Magical! You are relieved. You see. It worked.
Back to Sender
365 days in a year, you have your boss or supervisor barking at you. I reckon you’ve been trained not to talk back at your elders or people in authority. And now you are almost at the verge of a nervous breakdown. Don’t worry! When next they start barking again; bark back. Give it to them until you’ve had your fill. You see… it works.
Hold on; get ready to bear the consequences of the outburst too.
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