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Tuesday, February 18, 2014

THE EVOLUTION OF VERY IMPORTANT PERSONALITIES IN NIGERIA: ARE YOU VIP ENOUGH?

Abraham - February 18, 2014

Events these days are no longer child’s play. O boy to attend an event these days, one would nearly break a bank.  Or be reading to join the standing committee at one awkward corner of the hall where you would stretch your neck all night to catch a glimpse of the show you paid for.

I hear guys now prefer to go see movies to attending events because of the big holes events leave in their pockets. The number of Vs on tickets are outrageously increasing by the day or should I say by events. The lesser the number of Vs on your ticket the more obscure you stand is. Forget the fact that the one V you have on your ticket should have accorded some level of recognition or some sort comfort in the hall. Gist! Wake up, those are gone.

For you to thoroughly enjoy yourself these days at events, the Vs  on your tickets have to look like this VVVVV. One of my friends swore he would never buy a regular ticket again in his life; he upgraded to the ‘V level’. He has sworn again to add another V.  I don’t know how many Vs he will eventually end up with; but I know Events hosts will not relent on adding more Vs.

While we wait to see when the V on  tickets sold in Nigeria will finally berth; here’s a compilation of the ticket types currently in circulation.

Regular (standing)

Regular (Special)

VIP

VVIP

VVVIP

VVVVIP

Table of five

Table of seven

Table of ten

Table of fifteen

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