Assistant Gets $100,000 From Kim Kardashian To Photoshop Her Pictures?!

All right, people: Let's get real here.

A report has surfaced claiming Kim Kardashian hired a Photoshop pro as an assistant to work some magic on her pictures before she uploads them for the world to see.

Not only that, but the story also claims that Kim pays this editing wizard a whopping $100,000 a year to do the job! Yeesh.

So is it true?! Nah, son. Although it's no secret that her photos are flawless, and realistically she probably does have that much money to spare, Kim's rep tells E! News that the report is "absolutely false."