There's no need to bore you with plenty talk. Let's delve right into it.
To last in Lagos, follow these simple steps and Lagos will be a cruise for you.
1. As much as it lies within you, avoid IOU a.k.a Gbese. Freedom is priceless, you may wish to ask the birds of the air.
2. Avoid Baba Ijebu and allied products. Even 9ice vowed never to play Lotto.
3. Never open a bank account in a bank close to your house. Those ladies(tellers) will either come to your house or send their brothers.
4. Make the Mallam close to your house your friend. Those guys are good at rendering some essential services.
5. Don't depend solely on Iya Bimbo for your daily ration. Please alternate! Variety they say is the spice of life. Well, in this case, variety will keep you alive.
6. When you are stuck in traffic,don't be irritated. Just relax and convert it to your quiet time.
7. You see LASTMA? Keep their commandments.
8. Guard your heart with all diligence. Don't take the threat of your landlord to heart. He's simply doing his job.
9. Silence is no longer the best answer. Replace it with "I don't know."
10. Once in a while, watch a football match in a viewing center closest to your residence. You will soon find out if you are living among men or sharks.
We must have missed out some vital steps. Please let us know in the comment box.
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