
Here, I have compiled a list of things mama told you that are still true till date.
1. NEWSPAPERS CLEAN WINDOWS BETTER
Yes, yes, Newspapers clean the window better than your average towel. Your mother told you that and she is still right.
2. SOAP FILLS HOLES IN THE WALL BETTER
“Use soap to cover any holes especially holes made with nails. It is better than using paper or stick.” Again she’s still right.
Soaps are better and also leave no traces.
3. WHEN YOU MARRY, COOK FOR YOUR HUSBAND; MEN LOVE FOOD
“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.” I’m sure she told you this too. And guess what? She’s still right. A hungry man is an angry man.
4. DON’T ALLOW MEN TO TOUCH YOU OR YOU WILL GET PREGNANT
“Men are dangerous; don’t allow them to touch you.” Well, I’m not sure men are really that dangerous, however, she was right to tell you that you would get pregnant if they touched you. The only thing is that she probably didn’t mention to you that the touch with his hand is harmless. However, the touch with his magic wand is very potent and could lead to a younger him grow inside of you.
5. CLOSE YOUR LEGS, SIT WELL; YOU ARE A WOMAN
Growing up, I’m sure she almost yanked off your ears when you threw you sat carelessly. I know some girls that got some hard knock on their head for throwing their legs apart while sitting down. Her advice to always sit like a woman is still right.
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