1. Do whatever you can to prevent going to jail. The police are deadlier than soldiers when you are in our custody.
2. Pray you don't have a murder case, the day you encounter this horrible situation, you likely to die a prisoner, whether you are innocent or not except you have lawyers like femi falana, Festus Keyamo or Odumakin.
3. Bribery is our life, our beginning and the end.
4. Expect to meet the worst people in prison, murderers, those who have eaten human flesh and big time armed robbers , the fear of these men is the beginning of perfect wisdom.
5. The saying "Police is your friend" only works with bribe in hand.
6. I know we are well equipped in Lagos, we will never stop hiding from fully armed robbers. We are humans too.
7. It was not my wish to be a police officer, situation in Nigeria chose a career for me.
8. "Fight for your right" This rule applies to the Rich alone. You will forever be wrong if you were a poor Lagosian.
9. You could be on trial for 15years, living and dining with prisoners without any knowledge of the offence you have committed.
10. Stay away from the beautiful girls at V.I, Lekki and Ajah, Those girls can make and break you. You are free to have the girls in the main land except my daughter.
Follow these rules and your stay shall be long in lagos.
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